Are you sure you wanna do this?

10 years of friendship being thrown away for a bout of lesbianism. I thought this kinda shit only happened with guys?! Come on now.

Ehmagawd. the girl who i used to talk about, S, is getting really skinny again. NONONONONO. Please. Not a relapse. She doesn't need round 2, when round one nearly finished her off..

Spanish. I'm not learning enough. Once a week is not enough. Gonna buy a dictionary on Tuesday.

I don't wanna be normal and fat no more.

Puh-lease. What happened to the cheesy cliche "Friends are forever, boys are whatever" that i used to hear about when i was little? Doesn't that apply anymore? Or is it a whole different story when a lesbian is involved?

Are you a diaper?

No, why?

Then why are you so pissed?

P.I.S.S.E.D.O.F.F