Stomach flu

I've had the runs at least 20 times since Friday night. After a while I figured 17 laxatives under 24 hours were finally rupturing my gut. Then I took my temperature and realized my temperature was 37.9 deg Celsius (100.22 Fahrenheit, sorry i've never used this measurement). So that meant I had the stomach flu. On the upside, all that purging made me drop 1.9KG since Friday afternoon, SUCCESS. Though I don't think i'll be going near laxatives for a long time unless there's a severe emergency like spontaneous creamy/ fattening dessert thing or a buffet or whatever.

Right. So now i'm sick with stomach flu and I have 2 exams tomorrow.

Sheesh.